·         On the way to the mall, they come across a rolling spherical mass of athletic shoes.  Zarcus, Thad and Holt lead the attack and manage to untie the shoes.  They are then confronted by the undead likeness of Spike Lee, who shouts, "Is it the shoes?!?  Is it the shoes?!?"

·         As the group is just about to pass by, Xanxier notices the glow of street lights in the distance, through thick foliage, perhaps a parking lot.

·         When the party approaches the Mall of America it summons civil servants to protect itself: mall cops with stun guns and mace, councelors with no real degrees, and community college "professors."

·         After defeating the mall's protectors, the party is able to shop for several hours with abandoned care.  Cyne eats a Snickers Bar and feels satisfied.  Holt rides the rollercoaster that leads around the mall.  This also cures Holt of disease.

·         Inspecting the cab of the rollercoaster, Holt finds an emerald necklace set in gold.  When he puts it on, he “feels pretty.”  He concludes that it might be magical and mentions this to the others who all laugh at him and point out that he definitely is not pretty. 

·         The party makes it back to town without much ado, but as soon as they arrive in town, they are greeted by Linx who tells them that Martha Pierce has baked some cookies and thinks it's past their bedtime.

·         They hear a commotion coming from the East side of town and rush to take part in the pillow fight.

·         Thad asks around town to see if there is any way to get laid.  He's not happy with the answer.

·         Zarcus talks with Father Dithers and discovers that the “artifact” was the whole reason they went to the mall, and vows to return this important piece of church history.

·         Xanxier talks to some of the locals and they run away screaming because they can tell he's part demon.

·         The party gets some well deserved rest.